Good Mourning™ Funeral Home takes pride in serving customers during their most delicate moments. As the most trusted, and only, funeral home in the area, your one-stop shop is vital to the community. Keeping everyone happy also means having enough stock. Running out of fresh meat is not an option… Family BusinessGrandma has been around ever since this place was built. She’s locked in the basement, and not in a particularly human form, so you will have to fetch her meals. Each day she will...
Good Mourning Funeral Home takes pride in serving customers during their most delicate moments. As the most trusted, and only, funeral home in the area, your one-stop shop is vital to the community. Keeping everyone happy also means having enough stock. Running out of fresh meat is not an option…
Family Business
Grandma has been around ever since this place was built. She’s locked in the basement, and not in a particularly human form, so you will have to fetch her meals. Each day she will request an assortment of body parts from you. Don’t worry, you’ll have an entire shift to prepare for today’s “menu”.
Opening Hours
Good Mourning Funeral Home is very much a legitimate business. From dawn to dusk, you will be busy: people coming in for funeral preparations, conducting ceremonies, and of course, embalming. Just keep people away from the back of house. Nobody should have to see what goes on there.
Prepare Bodies, Make Orders
Once the body arrives, there is no time to lose. The body will start decaying, and you have things to do. Replace an arm with a shovel, a leg with a skateboard, and a head is essentially a basketball with a picture on it (depending on who you ask).
Family Dinner
When the day is done, it’s time for family dinner. Everybody gathers round the table down in the basement to watch Grandma feast. You better hope you brought what she craves. If not, one of you will become that evening’s meal.
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