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We Are So Cooked

We Are So Cooked - PC (Steam)

Steam
Release date: 2026
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY.DEAD WEIGHTA dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.THREATSThe world is watching.Civilians: If a ...
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Developer:
Dwarven Brothers,
Publisher:
Dwarven Brothers,
Release date:
Genre: Indies,
Recent Steam reviews: No user reviews
All Steam reviews: No user reviews
User tags*: casual funny online co-op physics comedy party game stealth co-op sandbox exploration indie 3d stylized third person heist ...

Visuals

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Game features

Single-player
Online Co-op
Steam Achievements
Family Sharing

Description

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY.

DEAD WEIGHT

A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.

  • Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.

  • Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.

  • Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.

THREATS

The world is watching.

  • Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.

  • Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.

  • Eyes & Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.

    IMPROVISE YOUR ESCAPE

    You have no weapons. You have no plan. You only have what you can find.

    • Scavenge: Turn the environment into your toolkit. Find a Wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a Mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a Squeaky Toy to distract a guard.

    • One Hand Only: You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can’t do both. You’ll have to scream at your friends to open doors for you.

Configurations

minimum*

  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Core i5 6600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 970
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

recommended*

  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 8700
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1070
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

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Supported languages

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English
French
German
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Portuguese - Brazil
Russian
Simplified Chinese
Spanish - Spain
Traditional Chinese