Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

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$10
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$2.08

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as ...
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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Configurations

minimum*

  • OS *: Windows Vista
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

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i love funny goat it makes me laugh funny goat 10/10 and it has a good playablity its so funny and the mods are 10 out of ten and u can kill ppl and lick them and headbutt them and the dlcs are so good!!

  • its funny
  • dlcs are actually good
  • maps are good too
  • not very good optimised
  • repetitive
  • nothing more
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Was skeptical about this site so I purchased this . Got the code for it, so yeah I like here’s hoping the others work. But the game itself is a fun game, had it on a previous steam account but lost that account
  • Dumb Fun
  • Nothing I can think of really
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Good game i like how everything from the physics to the mechanics themselves are like my sentence structuring, Broken but not noticeable until you look back at it. Overall good game with good graphics
  • Goat
  • physics
  • dlc
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Your a goat in a big world explor the Place to find secret and new power , you have a lot of places to explore kick or charge the human, destroy everything in your way, and with the dlc the story will be on an other lvl!
  • Destruction
  • Exploration
  • Your a goat
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Goat is a really fun game, but you get bored to quickly, the only way to not get bored on the game is to et every achievements on steam, but some of these aren't safe, like the one when you need to make the game crash on your pc... yeah.

But the game still have hours of fun and playing with a friend is the funniest you can do on it. :)
  • lot of things to try
  • get bored too quickly
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This honestly one of my favorite games of all time. It's an open world like GTA, in which you can take over somebody's car and drive it off a cliff. You can also run around as a flamingo and lick cops and drag them around with your tongue. 10/10
  • Lick cops
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This game is a classic. I originally played it on iOS. The graphics aren't optimized for modern PCs, but I still enjoy playing the game. I think the weird concept of playing as a goat was pulled off well. The storyline is fun too.
  • Lots of Steam achievements.
  • Silly physics.
  • Fun to play when bored.
  • Low graphics.
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❤ Public conseillé :

☐ Je ne conseillerai pas ce jeu même à mon pire ennemi
☐ Les enfants
☑ Les fans du genre ou de la franchise
☑ Les casual gamers
☑ Tout public
☑ Les hardcore gamers
☑ Les PGM sud-coréens

☼ Graphismes :

☐ À vomir par terre
☐ Très mauvais
☐ Mauvais
☑ Corrects
☐ Bons
☐ Très bons
☐ Beaux à en chialer *avec la bonne config*

€ Qualité/prix :

☐ Il faudrait me payer pour y jouer
☐ Attendez une promo
☐ Abordable
☐ Pas cher
☑ À ce prix là c'est cadeau

€ Configuration PC recommandée :

☐ L'ordi de ma grand mère
☐ Entrée de gamme
☑Milieu de gamme (Bof)
☑ Haut de gamme
☑ Un PC de la NASA

☼ La prise en main

☑ Inné
☐ Facile
☐ Nécessite quelques heures
☐ Difficile
☐ Nécessite l'implantation d'un nouveau bras

€ Durée de vie

☐ Moins longtemps qu'une mouche
☐ Breve
☐ Plusieurs heures
☐ Plusieurs dizaines d'heures
☑ Infinie *si vous aimez le ce genre de jeu*

@ Niveau de la traduction

☐Non traduit *pas encore*
☑ Translater bei Uno Russkie
☐ Pas mal d'erreurs
☐ Nickel
☐ Traduit dans toutes les langues

§ Récurance de bug

☐ Le jeu est une sorte de gros bug en phase terminal
☐ Les bugs gène le gameplay
☑ Les bugs ne gène pas le gameplay mais sont présent
☐ Quelques bugs
☐ Le jeu est codé à la perfection

≈ Bilan

☐ A mon avis, c'est d'la pure ♥♥♥♥♥ Coussi Coussa... Pas un bon investissement
☑ Franchement ça passe
☐ C'est un bon jeu
☐ Tu vas pas me dire que t'hésite quand même, fonce !
  • original
  • amusant
  • BÊÊÊ BÊÊÊ BÊÊÊ
  • Optimisé avec le Q
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Eihän tässä mitään järkeä ole mutta siksihän tätä pelaataankin. Ostaminen oli helppoa suosittelen. Maksoin paypal sivun kautta kun hieman epäilin. Säästin tuntuvasti steam verrattuna. Olllakko vuohi vai eikö olla.
  • helppo
  • nopea
  • Tuntematon sivu
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Old but good game
I honestly paid and got the key without any problems, it's no scam
Old but gold :D
I like this i don't have any negative point for this game
I wanna buy other games from here, heh
  • Good
  • Old but gold
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A funny and adventurous game :D This goat is so amazing omg xD
So nice this game omg omg omg :DD
Hope this game will be updated with more DLC's because it's so funny and so adventurous!
Buy this game !
  • nice game
  • optimized for low pc's
  • nothing
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